Say you’re a billionaire who enjoys a luxurious life, needs a mobile office, is worried about coming under machine-gun fire, and loves to stargaze, but finds himself too often trapped by nightmarish traffic. Good news: The Lexani Cadillac Escalade Viceroy is indeed a thing.

The Lexani Cadillac Escalade also comes with a 48-inch Samsung 4K TV, which is conveniently positioned on top of a specially made electronic partition. Security cameras and monitors allow you to keep an eye on the environment outside the tricked-out Cadillac Escalade, while the raised ceiling, wall-mounted opera lights, and smooth wood trim help open up the interior. A Mac computer, videoconferencing equipment, and an Apple iPad Air can all be enjoyed in the comfort of six-way power captain’s chairs covered in European leather. Out of the seats come folding metal tables, just like on a private jet.
And just in case you’re feeling protective of your new fortress, Lexani does its own in-house armor fitting.